How can we worship Shri Krishna at home? Is it enough to install an idol, or are there other rituals that are mandatory?

2. Offer Pushpham ( fresh fragrant flowers such as jasmine and red roses )

So worship away in happiness and gladness, learn how to do the simple panchoupachara puja.

5. Offer Naivedhyam ( food and drink offerings )

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This is just my own opinion.

But if you are serious about following a spiritual path and journey ;

Naivedhyam samarpayami

How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?

begin with the simple and basic 4 Regulative Principles set out by

Gandham samarpayami

4. Offer Dheepam ( one edible desi ghee oil lamp and one pure edible sesame oil lamp )

Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?

The most important thing here is faith , love and devotional service. Shri Krishna is not someone whose hell bent on my way or the highway or an extremely strict disciplinary master or a psychopath. In whatever mood and approach one does, he or she or they will come to me thus Shri Krishna does not care about our measly offerings and stinking bodies even if we shower a billion times in the Ganges River. What wins him over is your faith, love and devotional service. And also with how you treat others.. if you see that Shri Krishna is in all beings , then love flows naturally and you will feel naturally blessed.

the Gaudiya Vaishnavas or in general by all Vaishnavas ;

Meditate and do japa and feel the immense blessings Shri Shri Maha Vishnu Naaraayana and Shri Lakshmi Devi brings forth. May Lord Shri Krishna and Shri Radhe blesses you.

How do I develop the patience to read books?

But. . . to be honest with you , a lot of Vaishnavas in India and South East Asia that I know personally , at home cooks with onion, garlic, carrots . . . so yeah . . . they only avoid eggs, meat, cigarettes, alcohol and illicit sex..

2. no illicit sex (only for serious marriage, procreation and love; not for one night stands),

3. Offer Sugandham Dhoopam ( incense cone known as dhupa or incense stick known as agarbatti )

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Om Shri Krishnaya Namaha ,

Pushpham samarpayami

Jai Hind, Jai Shri Raam , Jai Shri Krishna.

Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?

1. Offer Gandham ( sandalwood paste to the picture of statue )

4. and no gambling (pretty obvious as this is additive forming)

In my opinion , anyone can worship Shri Maha Vishnu ( Naaraayana ) and Shri Lakshmi Devi. To gatekeep and to prevent others from worship and bhakthi is nonsensical. Shri Maha Vishnu Naaraayana and Shri Lakshmi Devi are not so uptight as us humans. If you look carefully at the images and artwork of Shri Maha Vishnu , he embodies all opulences , beauty, grace and powers. He is also a flamboyant archtype . . not as rigid as what others made him out to be.

Why do so many people suddenly think it's acceptable to continue to live with their parents into adulthood?

Dheepam samarpayami

3. no intoxication (no tea, no coffee, no chocolates, no alcohol , no narcotics and no cigarettes),

Dhoopam samarpayami

Can we trust the Bible when Constantine and the First Council of Nicaea took out many books of the Bible and altered existing translation by removing things?

1. no meat-eating (including onion, garlic, eggs, mushrooms, carrots?),